Kerala: Gods Own Country or Land Of Lungi :)

I love this song (making fun of Malayalis) so much...hope none get offended for posting it here :)

Here is the text:

Travelling in a snow white amby
With my driver and his name was thampi
Said he was a recent gulf returnee
Gave me soda glass of brandy ...and he said...

Welcome to the land of lungi
Everybody here calls it God's own country
Appam stew and meen curry
You better taste I know you like it simply

Got stuck in a jam in delhi
i was sad bcoz, I no malum hindi
The cars on the road are so crazy
I turn to police and said sirjii.. and I said...

I come from the land of lungi
Goes well with a khadi sanjee
Everybody here drive like monkey..
Road is good but traffic here, Excuse me!!!

(interlude sung by Dr Abby Abraham )
Lala la la la la ...Mammookaaaa... mamookaaa... mamookaaaa

Met a man in a bar in dubai
Thick mustache having beef fry
Said his T shirt was lacoste
Big gold chain and misthubushi ..and he said...

He come from the land of lungi
Everybody here calls it God's own country
Double stitch and call it kaili..
Wear it white with starch call it dothi

I come from the land of lungi
Women sweet and men are very hairy
Lift the cloth show off your one good knee
You become very very sexy

Welcome to the land of lungi
Kappa beef fish molee
Weather is hot and food is spicy
Better taste i know you like it "simbly"

Welcome to the Land of Lungi
I Know you like it "simbly"